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positive-memes:
“I threw it back into the ocean
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positive-memes:

I threw it back into the ocean

figmentof:

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

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@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

People with Vaginas

sonisis:

iworkfornickfury:

I know a lot of people on this website are just getting their period or will be getting it soon so please share these tips that i wish I’d known when i was 14

- If you get blood on your panties, scrub it out with soap immediately before putting it in the wash to loosen the stain.

- wear your pad farther back when you are going to bed

- wear your pad farther forward if you are going to be walking around a lot

- DO NOT wear a tampon for more than 6-8 hours (wear pads to bed)

- don’t wear a tampon if you have no flow

- staying super hydrated helps with cramps

- other foods that help with cramps and soreness is bananas, kale, broccoli, pineapple, whole grains, and dark chocolate

- excess sugar can negatively effect your mood while PMSing

- use your period cramps as an excuse for being incapable of doing a task if that is the case (it is often too touchy of a topic to question further)

- Just remember that this happens to every girl and if you need pads or tampons, you can openly ask any female.

Going to add this other tip because I didn’t see it on here:

-If you bleed on your mattress/cushion get some ice water and mix with baking soda. Then with a towel(paper or regular) proceed to lightly wet the towel and dab the effected area. The stain will slowly lift, it may take a couple tries to completely remove the blood stain but this is the most effective method even if the blood has dried up.

van-goghing-to-hell:

windforge:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

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GG EZ

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me

yes,

corsolanite:

corsolanite:

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Twitter

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Now she’s got a tattoo of Eevee!!!!!!!

saltyratchan:

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Blessus

doodleforfood:
“Investigative journalism at its finest
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doodleforfood:

Investigative journalism at its finest

(Source: kitty)

wereralph:

I HATE the accuracy of this

(Source: catchymemes)

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

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this horrifying monster is canonically just a weird dog and I love him